"We are distinguished thinkers, esteemed within a community of relative physicists and time travelers. We have just arrived here. Earth is a temporary destination for our operations. Our goal is to connect like-minded individuals and help everyone’s swag potential shine to its maximum level, perhaps even beyond.

 

Our dedicated swaguards are committed to guiding each person toward the ultimate swag destination, a place of unparalleled beauty and fulfillment. However, we uphold a firm principle: a person may face dire consequences for exhibiting 0% swag. Exercise caution. In our pursuit, we also endeavor to save lives; we are the guardians known as Saint Ninety-Six." 

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1996, G. Swaginton

@st96team

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